My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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