i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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