I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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