But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
