True but thats because hes a fetus.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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