I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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