the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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