chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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