im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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