its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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