You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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