i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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