so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
