Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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