I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
