at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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