Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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