Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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