the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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