tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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