I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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