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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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