Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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