Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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