I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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