He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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