Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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