im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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