is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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