Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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