you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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