im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Randomize
