Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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