Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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