i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We're too hungover to prance.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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