with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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