I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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