When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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