No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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