yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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