Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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