Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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