using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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