Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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