Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Enjoy the penises
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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