at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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