Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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