either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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