It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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