I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Someone shattered a urinal.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
