You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
