I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
