If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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