i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she smelled like a LAN party
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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