Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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