Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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